Off The Shelf Episode 20 - Never Have I Ever

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I was like, who is this guy? [00:00:50] Speaker C: I kinda like lying, if I'm being honest. Like, I have fun doing it. [00:00:54] Speaker E: I don't know. [00:00:54] Speaker C: I know. That's so bad. [00:00:56] Speaker E: And then the next thing I know, the cops are at my door, and my mom is like, Kimberly, the police are here for you. And I was like, what? [00:01:04] Speaker A: Oh. [00:01:05] Speaker C: And I would like. I would just start talking to them. Peacock, like. [00:01:12] Speaker D: A little bit. Enough not to cause, like, any kind of hallucination or whatever. [00:01:16] Speaker C: Holy. That's insane. [00:01:20] Speaker D: Parents were really upset. [00:01:23] Speaker E: Oh, no. You ready, guys? Let's do this. Express yourself. Share the wealth. Hold on to your bookmarks. We're off the shelf. Express yourself. It's good for your health. Book interrupted is off the shelf. [00:01:48] Speaker B: Welcome to book Interrupted, a book club for busy people to connect, and one that celebrates life's interruptions. [00:01:55] Speaker E: Hold on to your bookmarks because book interrupted is off the shelf. [00:02:02] Speaker B: So never have I ever. So if you've never done it, then. [00:02:07] Speaker E: I thought it was. [00:02:07] Speaker A: If you have done it. [00:02:09] Speaker E: No, no. [00:02:09] Speaker D: If you've never done it, you say. [00:02:11] Speaker E: You'Ve never done it. [00:02:11] Speaker D: Ever has done. Is sitting there quietly going, bye bye. So we need to have a way to do an audio. [00:02:20] Speaker E: Okay. Yeah, right. Okay, let's make funny noises. Everybody should pick a unique funny noise. [00:02:27] Speaker D: Okay. I'll be a goose. [00:02:29] Speaker E: Oh, I thought your funny noise was conk. [00:02:33] Speaker D: Or maybe I need something. [00:02:34] Speaker A: Yee haw. [00:02:37] Speaker C: Yeah, do yee haw. [00:02:40] Speaker E: Mine's going to be, uh oh, where's that kissing? Yeah, that's my noise. If I. If I have, I make that. No, I make that noise. If I haven't, haven't. Because if you have, you're keeping your dirty little secret. [00:02:52] Speaker B: Okay, so we'll go on. Everyone will do their noise. [00:02:55] Speaker E: What is everybody's noises? So we have to identify so the listener knows who is making the noise. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Okay. I'm Lindsey, and mine is hee haw. [00:03:03] Speaker D: Okay, I wish mine was better. [00:03:07] Speaker C: I'm Ashley, and mine's meow. [00:03:10] Speaker D: Okay, go, Kim. Go Kim. [00:03:12] Speaker E: I'm Kim, and my noise is. [00:03:15] Speaker D: I feel like I want to be a turkey. [00:03:17] Speaker E: Do it, then. [00:03:18] Speaker C: Do it. [00:03:19] Speaker D: Okay. But I'm not sure if I can do it, so I'm gonna try one and if it doesn't work, then I'll be a Kim. [00:03:22] Speaker E: Oh, my God. No. Just be it. Live it. [00:03:25] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm Meredith's. Mine is perfect. Doesn't sound like a turkey. [00:03:32] Speaker B: So when Ashley said meow, it made me think of that recording when we were kids. [00:03:38] Speaker D: That's why I was laughing. [00:03:39] Speaker B: And you went row. You went woof, woof. [00:03:42] Speaker C: And I just went, pig. [00:03:44] Speaker B: My noise is gonna be the pig noise. [00:03:46] Speaker C: Let's hear it. [00:03:48] Speaker D: Okay. [00:03:49] Speaker B: The pig noise, which is. Here we go. But I might not be able to do it later because now I have like a block. But I'll try. Okay, that's my noise. You did it. [00:04:00] Speaker D: Hooray. [00:04:01] Speaker B: I finally learned. [00:04:03] Speaker C: I love that. [00:04:04] Speaker B: How did you. [00:04:04] Speaker D: A pig. [00:04:06] Speaker A: We're all animals. That's funny. Except for Kim. [00:04:09] Speaker D: Except for the kissing. [00:04:10] Speaker A: Maybe it's a kissing animal. [00:04:11] Speaker D: She's a kissing. [00:04:12] Speaker E: Maybe I'm a kissing fishing. [00:04:14] Speaker B: It kind of sounds like, like a gerbil or something. [00:04:16] Speaker E: Yeah, I know. Like a squirrel or. [00:04:18] Speaker D: Yeah, we're gonna take turns into our. [00:04:21] Speaker E: No, it should be a concert. [00:04:22] Speaker D: Oh, let's. Okay. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Yes. [00:04:24] Speaker A: All right. Okay. We make the noise. If we haven't done so backwards, it's. [00:04:31] Speaker E: Like a double negative. [00:04:32] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Yes. So welcome to this off the shelf episode where we're going to play, as you know, because we've already talked about it for ten minutes. Never have I ever. Okay, first question is never have I ever pranked someone. Oh, no. [00:04:51] Speaker D: That is a lie. You are lying, Sarah. [00:04:55] Speaker C: Oh, we got our first liardeh. [00:05:00] Speaker E: I feel like I have, but I can't remember who, when or why. [00:05:04] Speaker A: Yeah, me too. Like, I know I've pranked people, but I can't. [00:05:07] Speaker E: I'm not in. [00:05:08] Speaker A: It wasn't anything big. [00:05:09] Speaker C: Yeah, I prank people a lot. If they leave the room or I know that they're coming into a room and I'm in it, I'll hide in the room and then scare them. So I guess that's kind of like a prank. I do that. [00:05:20] Speaker E: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. I've done Nikki. Nikki nine door. I've knocked on people's doors and ran away. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's true. [00:05:28] Speaker D: I had a coworker who I worked closely with, and he would leave his computer unlocked when he walked away. But he wasn't super computer savvy. So I would go into, like, his Microsoft word or Microsoft Excel and turn the dictation setting on, which is actually hard to find. So if he'd be typing, it'd be speaking what he was typing. [00:05:51] Speaker C: That's a good one. I like that. [00:05:53] Speaker D: It's not super mean, but it's really hilarious because then you can hear it. And he's like, what is this? [00:06:00] Speaker B: Right? [00:06:01] Speaker D: Anyway, he figured it out. [00:06:03] Speaker C: I love that. [00:06:04] Speaker B: The one I lied about is that it was an April fool's when I was a kid. That's the only one I can think. [00:06:09] Speaker D: Of, but it's so embarrassing. [00:06:11] Speaker B: I told Meredith and Matthew to go downstairs and make lots of noise and then woke my parents up to tell them that the house was on fire. [00:06:21] Speaker D: I was like, I don't think this is a good joke. And you're like, no, it'll totally get them. I was like, I'm not so sure we should do this. [00:06:28] Speaker C: Holy. That's insane. [00:06:31] Speaker D: My parents were really upset. [00:06:34] Speaker E: Oh, no. [00:06:36] Speaker B: They were literally on 911 when I was, like. They were, like, so mad at me. [00:06:43] Speaker C: They woke them from asleep. [00:06:45] Speaker D: They were asleep. [00:06:51] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:06:52] Speaker D: They're like, what? [00:06:53] Speaker E: And they were so. [00:06:54] Speaker D: They were pretty angry. It was bad. [00:06:58] Speaker C: Oh, I bet. [00:07:00] Speaker B: But because I had a bad experience when I was younger, when I did a prank that I kind of don't do them anymore. [00:07:07] Speaker D: The funny thing is, Sarah's, like, more of the responsible one anyway, whereas Matt and I would be more likely to. [00:07:13] Speaker E: Maybe break the rules. [00:07:14] Speaker D: So when Matt and I were like, I don't know about this, you're like, it'll totally get them. [00:07:18] Speaker E: I was like. [00:07:21] Speaker C: Maybe your dad doesn't. [00:07:23] Speaker E: Know how to break balls very well. She's such a rule follower that she's like, okay, this is what we'll do. I'm gonna chop off my arm. [00:07:31] Speaker C: Super extreme. [00:07:32] Speaker E: Yeah, totally. [00:07:36] Speaker D: You're missing the nuance, mary. [00:07:39] Speaker E: Yours reminded me when I worked at a school and the kids weren't allowed to bring their cell phones, and they'd get in trouble for having their cell phones. I would take them and I would change their language to Spanish, and then they'd have to try to figure out how to change it back. [00:07:52] Speaker D: They learn a little something that's good. I love that. [00:07:56] Speaker E: I thought it was a good consequence. Fit the crime. [00:07:59] Speaker D: Oh, man. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Those are normal pranks. [00:08:01] Speaker C: Those are reasonable, normal, funny pranks. [00:08:04] Speaker D: I got my now husband but boyfriend at the time, this really hot, hot sauce. It was like, the thirdst hot, hot sauce in the world at the time. It's just, like, just capsicum paste or whatever. So very, very little was very, very hot. And so we just put just a tiny little bit on his roommate's toothbrush because you can see it, but when you start brushing your teeth, you think it's just the mint. But as he's brushing it, it's getting hotter and hotter a little bit. Enough not to cause, like, any kind of hallucination or whatever. [00:08:34] Speaker E: I think combined with the mint of the toothpaste, that may have been made exponentially hotter because I feel like it, like, opens up your receptors in your mouth or something. Your pores. [00:08:45] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was kind of like a university style prank. [00:08:49] Speaker E: Yeah, you were hazing. Admit it. [00:08:51] Speaker D: A little bit mean, but because you're friends. But because you're friends. Yeah, that was good. I think someone else got blamed for it and then got pranked. Intern. That was the best part. [00:09:02] Speaker B: Okay, next question. Never have I ever laughed so hard that I peed my pants. [00:09:10] Speaker D: Wait, if we have done that. Oh. [00:09:18] Speaker B: I like my pants. Laughing so hard, for sure. [00:09:20] Speaker A: Oh, me too. I did it once when I was younger. [00:09:22] Speaker E: I never cleaned my pants. [00:09:23] Speaker A: No, I did it once by accident when I was younger, and I realized that, like, it was showing and I had a sweater on, and I had to put the sweater over. It hasn't happened in a while, but it was like I was. Yeah, I was probably in my twenties or something. I was so embarrassed. And I was like, oh, my God. [00:09:37] Speaker D: I only could remember the joke. [00:09:39] Speaker A: I was obviously thought it was so funny. And I tied the sweater around so you couldn't see the pee on my pants. [00:09:44] Speaker B: Oh, mine's been a little dribble where I think I realize I'm pee on my pants, and then I have to clutch because I'm laughing towards trying not to laugh anymore. Cause I'm like, oh, gonna pee my pants. But I can't remember an instant. I think it's happened many times for. [00:09:57] Speaker D: Me, it's happened many times. When you're 20, you're more embarrassed by that. But as you get older, like, say, in your forties, and you're like, well, oh, well, I peed my pants again. [00:10:05] Speaker C: I'm just gonna go change. [00:10:06] Speaker D: You know, like, it's just gonna get worse as I get older. [00:10:09] Speaker E: So I only pee my pants when I jump on a trampoline, not when I'm laughing. [00:10:15] Speaker D: What if you were laughing on a trampoline double? [00:10:18] Speaker E: I would. I would blame the trampoline, not the laughter. [00:10:21] Speaker D: You've never peed your pants while laughing? [00:10:23] Speaker E: No. [00:10:24] Speaker D: Ever? [00:10:25] Speaker E: Never, ever. [00:10:26] Speaker D: I feel like you need more comedy in your life. [00:10:27] Speaker E: I know. I laugh a lot. [00:10:29] Speaker A: I feel like. [00:10:30] Speaker C: No, you do. [00:10:31] Speaker E: It's not connected. Look, I don't know. My laughter is far away from my reader. [00:10:38] Speaker C: Yeah. So for those who have been to Penticton or live in Penticton, on the corner of Nanaimo Avenue and Martin street, me and my friends in high school, we were smoking weed before we were going to a movie. And so this was way back when it was super illegal, and it was the worst thing you could ever do. So we're, like, all trying to huddle behind. There's this stone fence, and I don't know what was so funny, but we were laughing so hard, and I'm sure it's because we were all so high, too. We were just laughing and laughing, and we're trying to walk, and I just couldn't anymore. I already had to go pee, so it was just. We couldn't even go to the movies. I I, like, totally peed my pants, but it was a good story. And then we just kept laughing. Like, we're like, oh, my God. Yeah, so it was funny, I guess, but also mortifying. I still remember it. [00:11:31] Speaker D: My pants are all wet. [00:11:32] Speaker E: Like, full bladder emptying. [00:11:35] Speaker C: Like, close. [00:11:37] Speaker E: Like, close to full close. [00:11:39] Speaker C: I may just stop it. [00:11:41] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:11:42] Speaker C: Like, it's. When it's that full, what can you do? So, yeah, go pee before you start. [00:11:46] Speaker D: Cautionary tale. [00:11:48] Speaker E: Cautionary tale. [00:11:49] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah. As long as you're 19 or older. [00:11:54] Speaker B: Next question. Never have I ever wanted to be on a reality tv show. [00:12:00] Speaker A: Oh, I applied for reality tv shows. Yeah. One of my favorite. [00:12:04] Speaker C: Cool minute. [00:12:05] Speaker D: Do I have to make the noise if I don't want to be on a reality tv? [00:12:08] Speaker E: Yes. [00:12:09] Speaker C: Yeah. Meow. [00:12:12] Speaker E: I think Sarah's trying to honk. No, I'm being quiet as well. [00:12:15] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:12:16] Speaker E: So I can hear Sarah's oink. She's now just a gargling in the back of her throat. [00:12:23] Speaker C: I'm trying to remember how to do it. [00:12:26] Speaker E: She can't do it anymore. She only has, like, one and a half oinks in her before she goes. [00:12:38] Speaker A: She's a mouse wide open. [00:12:40] Speaker B: It's just like, a purring. [00:12:41] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:12:42] Speaker A: It brings back. [00:12:43] Speaker E: I need to pee my pants on. [00:12:44] Speaker D: This recording, or it's over. I'm gonna be peeing my pants. [00:12:49] Speaker A: Yeah. No, I applied. A friend of mine did the whole thing for the amazing race. We thought we would do that. [00:12:55] Speaker E: That would be cool. [00:12:56] Speaker A: So we applied for that. [00:12:57] Speaker C: That's very cool. [00:12:57] Speaker A: You'd be great at that. Thank you. And I love survivor. When it first came out, I was obsessed. Now they allow Canadians, I think, on there, but they didn't at the time. And I was so, like, the minute they allow Canadians, I want to be on survivor. I would totally love to be on. [00:13:11] Speaker E: Get on those shows still. [00:13:13] Speaker C: Yes. [00:13:13] Speaker A: I don't have a good story. [00:13:14] Speaker E: Who cares? [00:13:15] Speaker A: What am I gonna say? I'm like a middle aged white woman who works in a restaurant. [00:13:20] Speaker C: You're on a book podcast. That's cool. [00:13:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. [00:13:22] Speaker E: Saki is interesting, I guess. [00:13:24] Speaker D: Ii. [00:13:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:27] Speaker D: You're Somalia. [00:13:28] Speaker E: Yeah, that's true. That's true. [00:13:30] Speaker D: You're on a podcast. [00:13:31] Speaker C: So in right now. [00:13:33] Speaker E: So continue. Continue to apply. Yeah. [00:13:37] Speaker A: Who wants to come on Amazing Race with I'm not made for tv? [00:13:41] Speaker C: We won't make it past the first one if it's me. [00:13:43] Speaker E: I'll go on amazing race with you if you want, but I almost might be the weak link. I might be the weak link, but I will go on the show. [00:13:50] Speaker A: Two podcast girls. I think that could be a selling point. You've got to have, like, a right. [00:13:56] Speaker E: There you go. That's a thing. [00:13:57] Speaker D: All right. [00:13:58] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:58] Speaker A: Let's talk later. [00:13:59] Speaker E: I would go on Big Brother. I've applied to Big Brother twice. [00:14:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:14:03] Speaker E: I will apply to Big Brother again because I think I would be good on Big Brother. You would be. Thank you very much. I wish that they would listen because I keep telling them. And I also auditioned for Canadian Idol. [00:14:17] Speaker D: I drove her to that. [00:14:19] Speaker C: Oh, Tim, you can sing. [00:14:22] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:14:23] Speaker A: Very good. She's excellent. [00:14:24] Speaker E: Stop. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Really? [00:14:26] Speaker D: That day, she was sick. [00:14:28] Speaker E: Oh, no. Yes. It's true. Thank you. I was. [00:14:31] Speaker C: Oh. [00:14:32] Speaker D: And she was like, I hope this doesn't affect. She was, like, had, like, throat sickness. [00:14:37] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:14:37] Speaker D: Of some sort. [00:14:38] Speaker E: I made it past the first round. Like, you see all sorts of people that are not Paul Abdul or whoever the judges are first. And so I made it past one round of that, and then the second round, the sickness caught up with me, but I was also over it. I'm not willing to go through the rigmarole of trying out for American Idol. I don't want fame that bad. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:15:01] Speaker E: One full day of sitting around and auditioning. Once the waiting. I was like, I'm ready to go home now. [00:15:07] Speaker C: Oh, fair enough. [00:15:08] Speaker A: Yeah, sure. You're not feeling well. [00:15:09] Speaker E: Well, fair. [00:15:10] Speaker C: That's true. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Yeah, you were sick, but I forgot about that. [00:15:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that was cool. [00:15:15] Speaker E: I think those are all the things. [00:15:17] Speaker C: Wow. [00:15:17] Speaker E: I have to remember. Yeah. Because I'm into it. I would be fully on it. I love amazing racer, big brother. Whatever. Survivor. Survivor, though. I'm like, I don't want to sit through that rainy week. I've quit camping before. It wasn't even for money. I just going fucking home. Like, I hate camp. Like, you were paying. [00:15:34] Speaker D: You were paying. [00:15:36] Speaker E: Like, I quit. I don't like, so I don't know that I can do survivor. [00:15:40] Speaker A: I feel like there's. I don't know. In survivor, there's got to be, like, what happens if you're on your period or, like, and your legs are hairy and you're not eating? I don't know about the not eating thing. Now I'm older, it's a little harder for me to imagine myself there. [00:15:53] Speaker E: Yeah, same. I don't. Also pooping. Like, where are we pooping? I don't want to poop in a hole in the back, but it is very. [00:16:00] Speaker A: It's not real, so I'm pretty sure they give you tampons and stuff if you have your period and whatever. [00:16:05] Speaker E: And do you think there's a porta potty? [00:16:06] Speaker C: Is there really? [00:16:07] Speaker E: I would hope so. [00:16:08] Speaker B: Is there? [00:16:09] Speaker E: But I don't. You never know because reality tv is reality. [00:16:13] Speaker B: Yeah, it depends on, like, probably they. [00:16:15] Speaker D: Wouldn'T want to mess up the ecosystem if people. [00:16:17] Speaker E: I think so, too. Exactly. [00:16:19] Speaker C: So, yeah. [00:16:20] Speaker D: Like, I wouldn't mind doing all that stuff as long as it wasn't filmed and, like, on tv, I would love to do, like, the amazing race. It was just a race and a game that you had to figure out. Oh, I don't want to be. I don't even, like people looking at me. I went and did a half marathon this year, so my friend wanted me to do it with her, and I was like, sure. And then we get to the end, and people are, like, looking at you and, like, clapping and stuff, and I'm like, I hate this. People are cheering. I'm like, stop looking at me. [00:16:46] Speaker C: I hate that I just did a half marathon. Get over it. [00:16:50] Speaker E: You should do it with a mask on next time. A mask. [00:16:54] Speaker D: When people are cheering me on, it makes me want to stop running. [00:16:57] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:16:58] Speaker E: Fine. [00:16:59] Speaker D: I'm not doing that for you. I'm doing it for me or my friend, rather. [00:17:03] Speaker B: Maybe that's your appeal, that I don't. [00:17:06] Speaker D: Want to be cheered on. [00:17:07] Speaker B: No, the reality tv show. You wear masks, like a big bag on your head. [00:17:12] Speaker C: Yeah, whatever. [00:17:14] Speaker E: The mask marathoner. [00:17:16] Speaker A: They do mask dance or thing too. [00:17:19] Speaker D: Or I'll only do it if no one's looking at me. [00:17:21] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:17:23] Speaker E: Crosses. [00:17:24] Speaker D: Stop looking at me. [00:17:27] Speaker E: You like, stand 3ft before the finish line, refusing to cross until everybody turn around. [00:17:33] Speaker D: She's been here for hours. [00:17:36] Speaker E: She got her first. Yeah, totally. But now she's 30 seconds. [00:17:40] Speaker B: All right, let's do another one. [00:17:42] Speaker D: Okay. [00:17:42] Speaker B: Okay. [00:17:42] Speaker D: Can we just clarify? If I haven't done it, I'm going to blah, blah, blah, blah, right? [00:17:48] Speaker E: It's so hard, right? One time, a long, long time ago, we took acid. And then we decided to try to play guess who. You know that game where it's like, yeah. And we could not wrap our heads around? Okay, so does your guy have glasses? And we'd be like, yes, he does. And then the other two would be like, okay, so now you put down everyone. Like we couldn't figure it out. Like, if he has glasses, are we putting down everybody with glasses or not with glass? [00:18:15] Speaker D: Like, it was a real mind bender. [00:18:18] Speaker E: It was a mind bender. And that's what this reminds me of. Same thing every single time. We need to be reminded, like, okay, what do we do if I haven't done this? I'm making a noise. [00:18:28] Speaker B: I'd like to clarify that I am not on acid right now. It's just I'm just having her time. [00:18:35] Speaker E: Remembering to do that. [00:18:36] Speaker C: Make your noise if you're on acid. [00:18:38] Speaker B: I'm not on acid. [00:18:41] Speaker E: Never have I ever played. Never have I ever on acid. Right now, the next off the shelf there is on acid. [00:18:50] Speaker C: Yeah, I knew it. [00:18:54] Speaker B: This interruption is brought to you by unpublished. Do you want to know more about the members and book interrupted? Go behind the scenes, visit our website at www.bookinterrupted.com. [00:19:07] Speaker E: Book interrupted. [00:19:11] Speaker D: This interruption is all about animal welfare. Both my children have asked for pets and I thought this would be a good opportunity to teach them about how to take care of animals properly and the responsibility that is involved in having a pet. Because of course I did. Why do parents do this? I don't know. We can't just make it fun. I guess not everything's a lesson. So we have been researching things about corn snakes and hamsters. I realize these two pets don't really go together very well unless you're looking at it from a corn snake perspective. But any case, I have learned that hamsters need a very large enclosure, like 800 square inches. So we've got a aquarium that's a 48 inches by 18 inches, and it's huge. Turns out that if you want to have pets and take care of them properly, it's a lot of work, more work than I. When I was a kid, we just kind of got pets. People didn't know what they know. Now, I guess that's what you get when there's so much information out there. So stay tuned for another interruption down the road, perhaps an interruption about corn snakes or hamsters escaping or both of them escaping at the same time. Who knows? [00:20:20] Speaker E: Book interrupted. [00:20:23] Speaker B: Okay, ready? Never have I ever used a false name. So you've never used a false name. Make a noise. [00:20:31] Speaker E: I don't know if I have. [00:20:32] Speaker D: Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to be the pig. [00:20:34] Speaker E: I'm supposed to be a. Sorry. [00:20:36] Speaker D: I always f. You've used a false name, Sarah. [00:20:41] Speaker B: Oh, yeah? [00:20:42] Speaker D: For what? [00:20:43] Speaker E: She has all those aliases, remember? [00:20:45] Speaker C: I guess she has so many names. [00:20:47] Speaker D: First of all, I have four names, okay? [00:20:50] Speaker B: And also, in addition to that, guys at a bar all the time. [00:20:55] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:20:56] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Guys at a bar. For sure, Betty. [00:20:59] Speaker D: All the time. [00:21:00] Speaker B: All the time. Yeah. [00:21:02] Speaker D: When you were working at the bar. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Or just at a bar or a club or something, if they tried to hit on me and they didn't let me go, leave me alone. [00:21:09] Speaker D: Oh, nobody hits on me. I don't have to worry about that. I don't get hit on at first. People are like, what do you do? I'm like, I'm an engineer. And they're like, goodbye. Literally, they will turn around. [00:21:18] Speaker E: People are like, what do you do? And you're like, stop looking at me. [00:21:22] Speaker D: Men will turn around and walk away. [00:21:23] Speaker B: Like, what do you, what are you. [00:21:24] Speaker D: Going to school for? You like, engineering? They're like, turn around, and they leave. Literally. I don't get hit on that first. That's kind of depressing for men. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Like, for men, because you're smart. [00:21:37] Speaker D: I don't think I can trick you into sleeping with me. I'm gonna get out of here. [00:21:40] Speaker A: Mm hmm. [00:21:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:21:42] Speaker C: Maybe a woman in power, right? Yeah. [00:21:44] Speaker D: Oh, I don't know. [00:21:46] Speaker B: I never even tell them what I did for a living, but, yeah, sometimes. [00:21:49] Speaker E: I. Yeah, I've never ever had anyone ask me what I do for a living. Never. [00:21:53] Speaker D: Me neither. [00:21:54] Speaker B: Never. [00:21:55] Speaker E: I mean, in a bar setting. [00:21:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, in a bar setting, like. [00:21:59] Speaker E: As part of the pickup. It never started with like, so what do you do? [00:22:02] Speaker C: What do you do for a living? [00:22:03] Speaker D: I don't go to bars anymore. [00:22:04] Speaker E: I know. 20 years ago. [00:22:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, me too. [00:22:08] Speaker E: I don't. [00:22:08] Speaker B: I'm giving someone a false name. [00:22:10] Speaker C: And, like, 20 years in high school, me and a friend switched names, last names. So I was known as Ashley Potter for about three years. My teachers called me that, people that I met. [00:22:24] Speaker B: Really? [00:22:25] Speaker C: Yeah. People that I met after this switch genuinely thought my last name was Potter. Yeah. And then we switched our last names back on graduation day, so that was really sweet. So I had a different name for a long time. I also give just when I'm meeting people, random people, I don't tell them anything about me. That's true. So my name's different. [00:22:47] Speaker E: I want this to be your reveal right now. My name is not actually Ashley. I never met Kim before. [00:22:55] Speaker C: Yeah. So I have a very hard time trusting random people. I also think there's a lot of, like, stalkers out there, so I lie a lot about my name and who I am and stuff. At one time was in Vancouver, and I was living in Vancouver and they asked me, you know, what's your name? Where are you from? So I said, oh, I was from Kelowna. And then he goes, oh, my God, what street? My grandma lives there. And I was like, you know the one by the mall? I didn't really know Kelowna streets. And he starts listing streets. Whenever I was like, that one, he's like, no way. My grandma lives on that street. So that one was rough for me. [00:23:32] Speaker D: I wonder if he was trying to catch you in a lie, though. [00:23:35] Speaker C: Oh, probably. [00:23:36] Speaker D: I'm sure I'm in the british. My grandmother lives in Kelowna. [00:23:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:40] Speaker D: I don't even know Kelowna. I'm going to name streets. [00:23:42] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. And so main street. No, well, for real. But we were in a bank and I was just like, you don't need to know all this information. You're gonna, you know. So anyways, I lie a lot about my identity. [00:23:54] Speaker D: That's funny. [00:23:56] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So a little tidbit on me. [00:23:59] Speaker A: Part of my career is selling myself. So I say my name and, like, what I do all the time, but I could see that. I hear ya. [00:24:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:08] Speaker D: Okay, Kim, when do you change your name? [00:24:10] Speaker E: I changed my name. One time I can think of is when I can't remember what we were doing, but it was like, for Fred's entertainment. Oh, no, I know what it was. We made a reservation for a restaurant and I was like, yeah. They're like, what's the name? I'm like, Diane. And so then we got there, we were like, reservation for Diane. [00:24:28] Speaker C: You were so funny. [00:24:30] Speaker E: He loved it. And then I think we had to tell them, actually, Diane, I always did this for my son. I don't think they care whatever you lose or get in your seat. We're busy. Yeah, it's dinner rush. [00:24:45] Speaker C: Diane or Bill. We don't care. [00:24:47] Speaker E: Totally. Yeah. Yeah. [00:24:50] Speaker A: We get fake names at the restaurant for sure of some people, especially if they're meeting professional. Professional companions. Yeah. [00:24:59] Speaker C: Oh, a companion. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Professional, paid companions. Yeah. [00:25:03] Speaker D: Oh, love this thing. [00:25:05] Speaker A: Yeah. So sometimes we'll get fake names for that, I think. Well, you never know. Maybe it's the real names, but I have a feeling it's not. And they ask for, like, the quiet booths in the corner and stuff. Yeah, you kind of guess. [00:25:15] Speaker C: Oh, wow, that's intriguing. [00:25:20] Speaker B: That is intriguing. [00:25:21] Speaker D: I'm kind of surprised that I'm a minority here. I don't think I've ever lied about my name, ever. Maybe like a kid playing make believe. I don't think that, council. But it's interesting. I don't really. Lying is not a thing. I really do. I remember a boss tell me, he's like, everybody lies. And I was like, what? I don't. And he's like, everyone. And I was like, well, now I know that you lie. In my head, I was like, no, you're. You lie all the time. [00:25:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:47] Speaker D: That's very interesting. Maybe lying is the norm. [00:25:50] Speaker C: I think it is. [00:25:51] Speaker B: For me, it's only strangers. [00:25:53] Speaker E: Maybe your boss was right. [00:25:54] Speaker D: I'm the weirdo. [00:25:55] Speaker E: No. There's a whole hour long podcast here on, like, what constitutes a lie? Are we white lying? Are we, like. Yeah, there's so many. There's 50 shades of gray, 50 shades of lies. [00:26:06] Speaker D: I don't do a lot of white lies either. That's just not my way. [00:26:09] Speaker C: I kind of like lying if I'm being honest. Like, I have fun doing it. [00:26:13] Speaker E: I don't know. [00:26:14] Speaker C: I know. That's so bad. [00:26:16] Speaker E: Is it? [00:26:16] Speaker D: I don't know if everyone's doing that. I think most people are saying it's. [00:26:19] Speaker C: Okay, but just because it's normal doesn't mean it's okay. [00:26:22] Speaker E: That's true. [00:26:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. But I have fun, so I'll keep doing it. [00:26:27] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:26:27] Speaker D: I love it. I can't wait to introduce you to somebody one day. Yeah. This is my friend Cheryl. She trains parents. [00:26:37] Speaker E: Oh. [00:26:37] Speaker C: And I would like. I would just start talking to them. Peacock like. [00:26:46] Speaker E: I love the sound. I think there's just the right amount. Does it start to the pa. Yeah. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Okay. This one is similar to Ashley's, and maybe this will wrap it up here. Never have I ever been the alibi for a lying friend. So if you haven't been an alibi. [00:27:14] Speaker D: I'm not gonna be an alibi for a lying friend. Let's go choose someone else. [00:27:17] Speaker C: I have been, but not for anything, like, really serious. If it was, like, a crime or something, I'd be like, ooh, you know. [00:27:23] Speaker D: Like, don't tell me I murdered that person, okay? [00:27:28] Speaker C: Or I ran someone over. Where were you? But just kind of like, I don't know, growing up, being like, oh, so and so sleeping at your house or, like, another friend they're trying to ignore or something. It's like, oh, did they sleep at your house? And it's like, oh, yeah, we have so much fun. You know, just kind of stuff like that. I don't. I don't think I've been. Not for a real crime that I know of. [00:27:50] Speaker B: I don't real crime either. [00:27:51] Speaker D: I just mean, like, regular alibis. [00:27:54] Speaker C: Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. [00:27:56] Speaker B: Your bestie killed someone. [00:27:58] Speaker E: You have to admit it now on this podcast. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Well, no perjury. [00:28:03] Speaker C: Well, I'm going to jail, guys, so. [00:28:08] Speaker D: Good thing I gave you a wrong name. [00:28:10] Speaker E: Yeah. And that's why I always lie about who I am. [00:28:16] Speaker C: Life lessons from here. [00:28:19] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:28:20] Speaker C: What about you guys? [00:28:21] Speaker A: I think I'm a hee haw. I can't think of anybody that asked. [00:28:25] Speaker D: You to lie for them. [00:28:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Maybe. Probably when I was a teenager. I'm sure I did it, but I can't remember. [00:28:31] Speaker E: I know. That's what I think, too, is like, I probably let someone say they were sleeping over at my house when they weren't or something. But it made me think about this guy once that I denied to be his safe haven. Anyways, not an alibi. He came to, like, my basement window. My boyfriend used to live in our basement as well, so this was actually his friend. And he came to the basement window and was like, let me in. And I was like, no way. Like, you're so sketchy right now. I'm not letting you in here. You're not coming in here. You're clearly, like, evading a crime as we speak, right? Evading capture as we speak. I'm not letting you in. And then the next morning, I think I went to drive my boyfriend to work. And we got in the car, and the car had been unlocked, so the stupid runner was in the backseat. He had slept in the car. So I was like, oh, my God. So then I drove my boyfriend to work, and then I dropped that guy off. Where? At his house. Because I guess the coast was clear now because, you know, hours had passed. And then I went back home and went to bed. And then the next thing I know, the cops are at my door, and my mom is like, kimberly, the police are here for you. And I was like, what? So I went up and they're like, yeah, so we saw you drop off this guy this morning. So what's up with that? And then I was like, oh, my God. [00:29:42] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:43] Speaker E: So I said, I'm like, he came to my window and I wouldn't let him in. And then when I drove my boyfriend to work in the morning, he was in the frigging car, so I dropped him off. [00:29:51] Speaker C: What happened? [00:29:52] Speaker A: What did he do? Do you know? [00:29:54] Speaker E: I don't know. Probably some break and enter or something. I don't know. He would have got in some version of trouble. I don't know if it was enough evidence or not. I filled in the blanks for, like, where he had been for the last, I don't know, 6 hours, like. Cause he showed up at the window and then got a ride home, you know, when daylight came. Because I was driving my boyfriend to work at that time. [00:30:12] Speaker C: That's so cool. Like, you're just unintentionally a part of an investigation. [00:30:16] Speaker E: Totally. It felt really nice to be able to be, like, honest, not have anything to be worried about. [00:30:22] Speaker C: I was like, I told him to not come in. [00:30:25] Speaker D: I refused that. He came to the wrong window. [00:30:28] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:30] Speaker E: I'm like, I've seen enough murder mysteries. I am not letting you in here, fool. [00:30:35] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:30:36] Speaker E: I don't know what you've done, but it's not going to be harbored in this house. [00:30:40] Speaker C: I wonder if you could have charged him for breaking and entering in your car. [00:30:45] Speaker E: I don't know. [00:30:45] Speaker D: Or just entering, I guess. [00:30:47] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:30:48] Speaker C: It wasn't just opening and staying. [00:30:51] Speaker E: Opening and sleeping. Is that a crime? [00:30:55] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Mine was, and it didn't come to anything. But I was Kara's alibi when she went on her first date with her current husband. [00:31:06] Speaker E: Why did she need an alibi? [00:31:08] Speaker B: She said to me she was afraid to go on a date with him because he had guns. And she was like, I don't know about him, but he's. But I said yes to the date. But just in case, I'm afraid, I will call you and say that I left my id with you, and then you're going to drive to pick me up to save me from him, because. [00:31:28] Speaker D: He'S picking me up from my house. And I was like, okay, so the. [00:31:31] Speaker B: Thing is, you're going to call and say you forgot your id, and then I'm going to drive to pick you up. And she said, yeah. And then she called me at some point in the date and said she doesn't need the alibi anymore. [00:31:40] Speaker A: He's fine. [00:31:41] Speaker C: That's not an alibi. [00:31:43] Speaker D: That's not an alibi. That's a saving. [00:31:46] Speaker C: That's a getaway. [00:31:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:31:47] Speaker E: Oh, an alibi would be if, like, you said that Kara was at your house while she was actually out with him. [00:31:55] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. [00:31:56] Speaker B: What is. Oh, then? [00:31:58] Speaker D: I haven't. [00:31:58] Speaker B: I don't have an alibi then I guess so. [00:32:00] Speaker C: Oink. Yeah. [00:32:04] Speaker B: I lied for her, but that's. I didn't even. I was going to lie for her, I guess. [00:32:08] Speaker E: To who? [00:32:09] Speaker B: To Bob. That I was here. [00:32:11] Speaker E: You're going to go there and be like, I'm here to get Kara because she's forgotten her. [00:32:14] Speaker D: I. Oh, your ids in the car. Let me show you where it is. [00:32:18] Speaker E: But is he not. [00:32:19] Speaker A: We notice that she, like, disappears. [00:32:22] Speaker B: It wasn't a well planned danger. [00:32:27] Speaker D: It shouldn't be. You come and pick her up and also become in danger. Like, I'm worried about going to this guy's house, but I'm gonna do it anyway. [00:32:35] Speaker A: Also, didn't he work for, like, their family or something? So, like, she's already been. [00:32:40] Speaker B: That's how she met him. [00:32:41] Speaker A: Yeah. So I don't think that she's a danger. [00:32:45] Speaker E: It was probably just more about, like, if there isn't a connection. Sometimes it can be awkward. Even if you feel safe. [00:32:51] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:52] Speaker D: I don't know. I haven't been on a lot of dates, but the dates that I have been on that were bad. I. Sometimes I just want to, like, see them through to the end. Like, what else could possibly go wrong? [00:33:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:01] Speaker E: This will be a great story. I'm gathering. [00:33:03] Speaker D: Wow, this is terrible. [00:33:04] Speaker E: Yeah, go on to. Yeah. [00:33:12] Speaker A: Oh, I've once, in the middle of a date been like, yeah, this isn't working. Really nice to meet you and leave. I was like, that's. [00:33:18] Speaker C: Oh, good for you. [00:33:19] Speaker E: I feel like I respect it, and I feel like he should, too. I don't need to fake you not. [00:33:24] Speaker A: Wasting my time or his. [00:33:26] Speaker B: Right. [00:33:27] Speaker C: Like, you're saving both of each other. Yep. [00:33:29] Speaker D: I had a guy kiss me once, and then after the kiss, I was like, I think you should take me home now. Like, not, uh, Kevin. [00:33:37] Speaker C: That's what did it. Yeah. [00:33:38] Speaker D: Time to drive me home. [00:33:41] Speaker C: He's probably like, that's not where I thought that was going. [00:33:44] Speaker D: No. [00:33:44] Speaker B: I had a really bad date that a guy tried to kiss me at the end, and when I refused because. [00:33:48] Speaker A: It was a horrible date. [00:33:50] Speaker B: Like, so bad that he sent back my food when I went to the bathroom because I've had too much to eat, he thought I had eaten too much, and he asked if I do grocery shopping for him because he doesn't like to. [00:34:02] Speaker E: I just feel like he doesn't even exist. I feel like you're telling a lie right now. Like, who is this person that actually. [00:34:09] Speaker B: I know. It was our second date. Actually, not our first. Our second date. [00:34:12] Speaker C: Oh. [00:34:12] Speaker B: I was giving him a second chance. And the second, he's like, I really, really hate grocery shopping. It'd be really good if you could do that for me. And I was like, what? I was like, oh, we'll see. [00:34:23] Speaker A: I was like, sarah, people pleaser. She's like, okay, sure, if that makes you happy. [00:34:29] Speaker E: You're like, is this a job interview. [00:34:31] Speaker C: Or how much are you paying me per hour? [00:34:33] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:34:34] Speaker B: I was like, well, maybe we'll see how this goes. And then I went to the bathroom to call a friend and being like. [00:34:40] Speaker E: Oh, my God, you need my id. [00:34:45] Speaker D: And he sent your food back. [00:34:47] Speaker B: And he sent my food back. [00:34:49] Speaker C: Same. [00:34:50] Speaker B: And then when the bill came, we split it. Except for I, like, had pasta. And he had, I don't know, surf and turf or something. His meal was like, $50 if I was, like, 15. And we split the bill, and I was like, wow. And I only had a few bites. [00:35:04] Speaker C: Of my meal because it was taken away. [00:35:07] Speaker B: And I was like, damn it. And then he tried to kiss me at the end of the night, and I refused him. I had to push him off. And then he called me a tease. I was like, who is this guy? [00:35:18] Speaker D: You're like, really? [00:35:20] Speaker E: He just wasn't even really at your date. He was somewhere else. [00:35:24] Speaker C: Block and delete. [00:35:26] Speaker E: Block and delete. [00:35:29] Speaker B: That was the first time I tried online dating, and I immediately deleted my profile. [00:35:35] Speaker C: This is bad. [00:35:39] Speaker E: It was. [00:35:40] Speaker C: A lot of guys think the dates are going well, and they'll be like, that was so good. And then on the women's point of view, it's like, that was one of the worst dates I've ever had. A lot of time. There's such a big disconnect. [00:35:52] Speaker D: Look, it's going so well. She's still here. [00:35:54] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:35:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:35:56] Speaker D: Run away yet? You should go to the bathroom and never come back. Be like, I got to go to the bathroom and just left. [00:36:01] Speaker B: I should have been like, when he's at grocery, I should have done what you did, Lindsey, I don't think this is working. [00:36:05] Speaker E: This is not going to work. [00:36:07] Speaker A: I think in general, yeah. If more people were just honest with each other. I hate the ghosting and the whatever. If you don't want to say it to their face, you just text them or call them later and say, this is my psa for everybody out there who date. Just tell the person I'm not interested and then move on. Because then if that person really liked you, like Ashley said, and thought the gate was, well, then they're pining after you, and then they feel they keep texting you, whatever, just say, not interested, and move on. [00:36:34] Speaker E: It's actually nicer. People don't do it because they think it's not nice or they're going to hurt someone's feelings, but it's way nicer to just end it. [00:36:41] Speaker D: Totally. [00:36:42] Speaker E: Yeah. Sooner. [00:36:42] Speaker C: Give everyone closure, too. [00:36:45] Speaker E: I went on a blind date once with a guy, and he, like, talked about himself forever. He, like, finally stopped, and I was like, well, why don't you ask me something about me? You've told me a lot about you. Is there. What would you like to know about me or something? And he was like, what was it that attracted you to me? Like, his question was, like, again, about him. [00:37:05] Speaker D: Gold. I like that a lot. Like, not to go on a date with it, but I'm like, you are so fascinating. [00:37:12] Speaker E: Yeah, totally. Right? Like, try another. Let me get this straight. We don't have any interest in talking about me. That's what's happening right now. We're only going to be talking about you. Okay. Just let me adjust my expectations. [00:37:24] Speaker D: Why don't I just buy you a mirror that can sit in a chair, and you could have dinner with that every night. Oh, my goodness. That's fantastic. I think people have asked me to be their alibi. And I'm like, no. And I'm not gonna lie. Don't do that. Go ask someone else. [00:37:41] Speaker C: I love how honest you are. That's really sweet. [00:37:44] Speaker E: I have another one, and I worked at this. [00:37:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:47] Speaker E: Pub in Gibson's. This girl brought me out to her car and was like, come here. Come on. And I was like, what's up? And she was like, you're blowing this. I was trying to get me to blow her blower, like, her ignition starter, and I was like, I'm not doing this. And she's like, come on. I just got. And I'm like, no way. I'm not blowing your car started. Find somebody else, mother. Like, that's not an alibi either, but, like, it reminds me of the same thing. [00:38:09] Speaker C: They're trying to make you an alibi. [00:38:11] Speaker E: Yeah, they're trying to make me an accomplice. [00:38:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:13] Speaker E: Right. [00:38:15] Speaker D: Vehicular manslaughter. [00:38:17] Speaker E: Right. [00:38:19] Speaker D: Is there any more questions? [00:38:20] Speaker B: We could do one more, and then if you want. Oh, we could do this. Have you ever thrown a drink in someone's face? Never. Have I ever thrown a drink in someone's face? I have not. [00:38:32] Speaker A: Oh, I totally. [00:38:33] Speaker C: You guys haven't. [00:38:34] Speaker E: Well, you're a sommelier. I mean, obviously that's your move. [00:38:38] Speaker D: Like, as a slapstick thing with, like, friends where we're just joking around, maybe, but not for serious. [00:38:42] Speaker E: No, me neither. [00:38:44] Speaker A: I've done it. If I was mad, I've been mad at someone and throwing, like, a bit, like, water or whatever. Been like, happy run away. [00:38:49] Speaker C: Oh, that's true. [00:38:51] Speaker A: And I've done it as jokes. Sometimes I have this overwhelming urge to throw things like, water at people. I've done it. Or I'm just talking to someone and I'm like, this would be really funny, and I'll just take my glass and throw it. And they're like, why did I do that? I'm like, I don't know. I just wanted to. [00:39:03] Speaker E: I don't know. If we go on amazing race together. Do not do that to me. [00:39:10] Speaker D: Oh, I thought you're gonna give her permission. [00:39:12] Speaker A: Ah, permission I totally thought you're gonna do. [00:39:16] Speaker D: Now that you've said no, it's going to happen. [00:39:19] Speaker A: That's harder for me. [00:39:20] Speaker E: That's harder for me. [00:39:21] Speaker A: You tell me no to things I have. A lot harder. [00:39:24] Speaker E: So that's like every episode of Amazing Races, there's gonna be some version of glasses. [00:39:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it would be a stick. [00:39:33] Speaker E: Maybe that would be our good shit. I mean, I'm on board again now. Podcasters who constantly are throwing water at each other. [00:39:40] Speaker D: Yeah, because she's a somalia. She can tell you about all the notes. She's smelling the wine and giving it a taste. Do you want a taste? [00:39:46] Speaker E: And throwing it in your face instead of spinning? That's what I'll do. I'll take. I'll trick you into wine tastings, and instead of putting in the spit bucket, I'm gonna spin it at you. Oh. [00:39:58] Speaker D: Maybe. [00:39:58] Speaker E: What if it's good wine? [00:40:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll just go. It's been in my mouth. [00:40:04] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:40:06] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:40:07] Speaker B: Baby bird. [00:40:09] Speaker E: Baby bird. You're like, on the fourth pass. It just really lightens right up. [00:40:23] Speaker D: You guys going back and forth in this scenario? Yeah. [00:40:27] Speaker E: Well, I thought there was more people. [00:40:29] Speaker C: The fourth person, it's going down the line of us. [00:40:31] Speaker A: That's the whole of us. You guys have to be involved. Oh, my God. [00:40:40] Speaker E: That would be it. And then because you're the sommelier, you're last in line. So we could see if our transition to you takes away your ability to identify. [00:40:47] Speaker A: Do I have to be the first? Do I have to? [00:40:52] Speaker E: Somebody's been eating cinnamon. The circle of baby bird. [00:40:59] Speaker A: Oh, gross. [00:41:01] Speaker D: Somebody in this lineup's got gingivitis. [00:41:06] Speaker C: And now we all do. [00:41:11] Speaker E: No. [00:41:12] Speaker D: I don't know. I don't think this reality tv show is going to take off somehow. [00:41:17] Speaker E: But I could be wrong. [00:41:17] Speaker C: It's us reading books. [00:41:26] Speaker A: I have this mental image of, like, ashley, like, reading and then hope it's your mouth. [00:41:32] Speaker E: It would be cool, like, in this format, right? It would be like, spitting it off screen. But then someone would have to throw water at sarah from. [00:41:42] Speaker D: From. [00:41:45] Speaker B: We don't have that system. [00:41:49] Speaker D: I'm sure you can find volunteers for throwing drinks in your face. [00:41:53] Speaker E: Oh, yeah. [00:41:55] Speaker C: Hey, kids. They would love. Yeah. Every two minutes. Yeah. Oh, my God. [00:42:02] Speaker A: Well, that was a good way to finish it. [00:42:05] Speaker C: I loved it. [00:42:05] Speaker B: Baby bird. [00:42:06] Speaker E: Baby bird. [00:42:07] Speaker D: Baby bird. Sommelier. [00:42:09] Speaker A: That's my selling point. I was looking for something unique to. [00:42:12] Speaker C: Set me apart, and there it is. [00:42:14] Speaker D: I will taste the wine and spit. [00:42:16] Speaker E: It into your mouth. If you ever have your own company, you should call it baby Bird. [00:42:22] Speaker C: Baby bird wine. [00:42:23] Speaker D: Oh, boy. [00:42:24] Speaker E: Okay. [00:42:25] Speaker B: Well, thanks, ladies. That was fun. [00:42:27] Speaker C: Yeah, it was lovely seeing you guys. 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